1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:02,570 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,605 IN THERAPY, THE SUBJECT 3 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:06,140 WAS TOM'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,576 WHAT ABOUT SEX? NOT YET. 5 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,345 I... (cries) HE WANTS TO END THE MARRIAGE. 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,813 SUSAN WANTED TO QUIT... 7 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,382 MAYBE I'M NOT A REAL ARTIST. 8 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,750 THIS CLASS HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD FOR YOU. 9 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,753 BUT DECIDED TO FACE THE CHALLENGE INSTEAD. 10 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:20,821 YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING, 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,456 AND I'M GONNA PULL IT OUT OF YOU. 12 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,526 THERE IS A CHANCE THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BECOME AN ARTIST. 13 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,762 CARLOS TRIED TO DROWN HIS GUILT... 14 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,830 CARLOS! 15 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,732 (breathily) HEY, GABY. 16 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,668 AND BEN SHOWED BREE THE SITE WHERE CONSTRUCTION 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:35,803 WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 18 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,405 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HERE BEFORE? 19 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,443 ONCE. 20 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:51,519 (panting) 21 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,257 PARANOIA... 22 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:01,795 IT'S THE IRRATIONAL FEAR THAT SOMEONE IS AFTER YOU... 23 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:06,534 (panting) 24 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:10,438 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE EXPOSED AT ANY MOMENT. 25 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:16,410 PARANOIA CAN SNEAK UP ON YOU... 26 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,778 (gasps) OH! 27 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,748 CAUSING YOU TO STUMBLE AT EVERY TURN. 28 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,721 AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR... 29 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,759 AND THE DANGER HAS PASSED... 30 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,296 PARANOIA REMINDS YOU... 31 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,797 GABY? 32 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,300 LYNETTE? 33 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,604 THAT NO PLACE IS TRULY SAFE. 34 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,573 OH, MY GOD. 35 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,813 (whispering) WHERE'D HE GO? IS HE GONE? 36 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:55,216 (whispering) FOR NOW, BUT WE GOTTA HURRY. 37 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,751 I THINK WE'RE CLOSE. I RECOGNIZE THIS AREA. 38 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,287 GOD, THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 39 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,821 WELL, IT DOESN'T HELP THAT IT'S HALLOWEEN. 40 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,424 LET'S JUST DIG HIM UP AND GET THIS OVER WITH. 41 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,193 (Bree) LADIES? 42 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,627 LADIES! 43 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,229 BREE? 44 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,365 BREE? 45 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,734 HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY? 46 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,438 PARANOIA-- 47 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:22,210 IT'S THE IRRATIONAL FEAR THAT SOMEONE IS AFTER YOU. 48 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:25,679 BUT EVEN WHEN YOU HOPE IT ISN'T REAL, 49 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,582 IT CAN STILL SCARE YOU TO DEATH. 50 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:31,485 NO! 51 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:54,875 SUSAN DELFINO HAD ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT STUDENT. 52 00:02:54,908 --> 00:03:00,648 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE KNEW HOW TO BE THE TEACHER'S PET. 53 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,351 SOME LIKED GIFTS. 54 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:07,755 SOME LIKED EXTRA CREDIT. 55 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:11,892 AND SOME JUST LIKED HER. 56 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,563 BUT IN HER NEW CLASS, 57 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:18,532 SUSAN WOULD LEARN THAT NOT EVERY TEACHER... 58 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,800 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 59 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,536 WAS IN THE MARKET FOR A PET. 60 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,605 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE A LITTLE TREAT 61 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,474 COMPLETE WITH CANDY CORN. 62 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,442 WHO DOESN'T LIKE CANDY CORN? 63 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,716 APPARENTLY YOU. 64 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,353 IT APPEARS SOME OF YOU HAVE REMEMBERED 65 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,455 TODAY IS THE DAY I SELECT MY INTERN. 66 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,524 OH, IS THAT TODAY? 67 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,525 I HAVE A COMMISSION DUE TUESDAY, 68 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,493 AND I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET THIS WEEKEND. 69 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:49,463 NOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A PRESTIGIOUS HONOR. 70 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:50,464 THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 71 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:53,033 AND IT WON'T BE AWARDED BASED ON BROWNNOSING, 72 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,768 BOOTLICKING OR CUPCAKE MAKING. 73 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,770 THAT ABOUT COVERS ALL YOUR MOVES. 74 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,707 MY DECISION WILL BE MADE SOLELY ON TALENT, 75 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,810 EXPERIENCE, AND WHO IRRITATES ME THE LEAST. 76 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,645 OH, CRAP. 77 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,480 AND THAT'S WHY--STAND UP, AMY. 78 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,783 I'VE CHOSEN... 79 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,320 SUSAN DELFINO. 80 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,422 SIT DOWN, AMY. 81 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,689 THAT WAS FUN. 82 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,824 ME? 83 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,393 MEET ME AT 5:00 TOMORROW. WE'LL DISCUSS YOUR DUTIES. 84 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,830 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I-I'M SO GRATEFUL. 85 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,333 BUT COULD WE MAKE IT 5:15? MY SON HAS SOCCER PRACTICE-- 86 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,735 I HAVE NO KIDS. 87 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,337 AND HE'S NOT VERY GOOD SO HE WON'T BE GOING. 88 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,571 SEE YOU AT 5:00. 89 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,481 HEY, BABE. HOW YOU DOING? 90 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,749 FINE. 91 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,984 GOOD. 92 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,654 GREAT. 93 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,356 GLAD TO HEAR IT. (chuckles nervously) 94 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,059 (sniffs) 95 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,633 WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OWN CUP? (gasps) 96 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,701 SORRY. 97 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,704 JUST... 98 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,639 THAT NIGHT REALLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 99 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,675 SCARED ME, TOO. 100 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,677 YEAH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 101 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,645 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CHECK OUT AN A.A. MEETING. 102 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,714 GABY, I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 103 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,715 TELL THAT TO THE CAB DRIVER WHO HELPED ME 104 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,584 CARRY YOU INSIDE THE HOUSE. 105 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,787 FINE. IF IT WILL KEEP YOUR FINGERS OUT OF MY COFFEE, 106 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:20,788 I'LL GO TO A MEETING. 107 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,390 THANK YOU. 108 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,427 I LOVE YOU. MMM. 109 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,729 WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS, OKAY? 110 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,765 OH! AND DO ME A FAVOR. 111 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,667 IF IT TURNS OUT YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC, 112 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,404 PROMISE YOU WON'T BE ONE OF THOSE WHINY ONES. 113 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,747 (laughs) OKAY, WE GOTTA TALK. 114 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,418 (under breath) OH, GOD, HE BROUGHT JANE? 115 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,586 (sighs) 116 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:57,124 HEY, SWEETIE. HOW WAS YOUR DAD'S? 117 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,125 IT WAS FUN. 118 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,560 GOOD. MWAH. 119 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,496 LOOK. IT'S MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME. 120 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,697 I'M GONNA BE A SWAN. 121 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,633 (laughs) RIGHT. HOW ABOUT YOU BE SOMETHING 122 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,601 MOMMY CAN ACTUALLY MAKE, LIKE A GHOST 123 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:10,538 OR A 13-YEAR-OLD AMERICAN TEENAGER? 124 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,641 YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT. JANE SAID SHE WOULD. 125 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,545 OF COURSE SHE DID. 126 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:22,550 WELL, I SHOULD GO THANK HER FOR HELPING ME TO PARENT YOU. 127 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,184 (scoffs) 128 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:29,657 JANE, IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY IN THE CAR. 129 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,158 OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD. 130 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,495 I MEAN, I DON'T WANNA SHOW YOU UP WITH MY FANCY SWEATS. 131 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,464 OH, STOP. YOU LOOK GREAT. 132 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:37,665 LOOK, I THINK IT'S SWEET THAT YOU VOLUNTEERED 133 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,533 TO HELP PENNY MAKE HER COSTUME. 134 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:40,501 HEY, I HOPE I DIDN'T OVERSTEP. 135 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,636 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST, BEFORE MEDICAL SCHOOL, 136 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,705 I DABBLED A BIT IN FASHION DESIGN. 137 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,107 OF COURSE YOU DID. IT'S NOTHING. 138 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,510 COUPLE OF SEMESTERS IN PARIS. 139 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,179 AH, PARIS. C'EST LA PLUS BELLE VILLE DU MONDE, NO? 140 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,614 OUI. OUI, OUI. YES. 141 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,115 (laughs) SHE'S-- 142 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,183 SHE'S TEACHING ME. (chuckles) 143 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,486 OF COURSE SHE IS. 144 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,021 ANYWAY, MAKING PENNY'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME 145 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,491 IS SORT OF A... MOTHER/DAUGHTER TRADITION. 146 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,659 SINCE WHEN? 147 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:08,496 SINCE ALWAYS. 148 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:12,032 ACTUALLY, I STARTED IT ALREADY, AND I DON'T WANT TO OVERSELL, 149 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,634 BUT IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY GREAT. 150 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,603 I'M SORRY. SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 151 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,137 I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 152 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,641 WELL, IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, IT'S REALLY NO TROUBLE. 153 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:21,642 I'VE ALREADY MADE A BUNCH OF COSTUMES 154 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,711 FOR THE KIDS IN THE CANCER WARD. 155 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,980 (closes door) 156 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:28,716 OF COURSE SHE DID. 157 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,686 (curtain rings rattle) OH, GOD. YOU'RE CLOSING THE CURTAINS. 158 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,588 THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 159 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,089 IT ISN'T. I JUST HEARD THE DETAILS 160 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,692 OF BEN'S LATEST REAL ESTATE PROJECT. 161 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,594 MOM! OH, HONEY, NOT RIGHT NOW. 162 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:41,428 WE'RE TALKING. 163 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,030 YOU TOLD ME TO TRY ON MY COSTUME. 164 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,898 YOU SAID YOU'D FIX THE YOLK. 165 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,568 OH, THIS IS WILL TAKE TWO SECONDS. (sighs) 166 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,540 CELIA'S GOING AS BACON. 167 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,576 THIS WORKS A LOT BETTER WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER. 168 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,579 SO WHAT WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 169 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,982 UM, I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR MOTHER 170 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:05,686 A VERY SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY ABOUT THESE FOUR WITCHES 171 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,221 WHO BURIED A MONSTER DEEP IN THE WOODS. 172 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,157 COOL. 173 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,559 AND AFTER THEY BURIED THE MONSTER, 174 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,060 THEY WENT ON WITH THEIR LIVES 175 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,096 UNTIL THIS BIG, FRIGHTENING REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER CAME ALONG 176 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,164 AND DECIDED TO BUILD CONDOS 177 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,732 RIGHT WHERE THE MONSTER WAS BURIED! 178 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,102 OW! OH! SORRY, SORRY. 179 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,971 ARE YOU SURE? 180 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,573 YEAH. WITCHES ALWAYS LIE. 181 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,575 NOT THIS WITCH. HA. 182 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,642 WELL, I THINK ONE OF THOSE WITCHES 183 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,078 BETTER GO SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO TO KILL THE PROJECT. 184 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,245 HOW?! 185 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,114 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S YOUR STORY. 186 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,583 FINE. 187 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,653 (door opens and closes) 188 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,922 YEAH. THAT ACTUALLY WAS KIND OF A LAME STORY. 189 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,591 IT WASN'T EVEN SCARY. 190 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:49,262 TRUST ME, HONEY. (whispers) IT IS REALLY, REALLY SCARY. 191 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,098 (exhales deeply) 192 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,607 (doorbell rings) 193 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,679 HI. 194 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,280 SORRY I'VE BEEN A.W.O.L. FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS, 195 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,348 BUT, UH, THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE I-- 196 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,819 I'M SORRY. HAVE WE MET? BEN, IS IT? 197 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:12,953 I KNOW, I KNOW. I... 198 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,689 I'VE BEEN SWAMPED GETTING MY NEW PROJECT UNDER WAY. 199 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,925 BUT I WANNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 200 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,192 HOW? 201 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,129 TOMORROW NIGHT, MY PLACE, DINNER FOR TWO, 202 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,131 COOKED BY ONE. 203 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,366 TOMORROW'S HALLOWEEN. 204 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,434 SO? IT'LL BE FUN. 205 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,837 WE CAN, UH, PASS OUT CANDY TO TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 206 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,805 AND THEN MAYBE LATER, 207 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:35,643 WE CAN... TRICK A LITTLE... TREAT OF OUR... 208 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,177 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT. 209 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,080 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT A DATE WITH ME? 210 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,649 YEAH. 211 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,783 BEG. 212 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,685 EXCUSE ME? 213 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,087 ON YOUR KNEES, SOLDIER. 214 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,124 (chuckles) 215 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,128 (sighs) 216 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,331 RENEE, DEAR, SWEET, HORRIBLE GIRL, 217 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,367 WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR OF DINING WITH ME 218 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,736 ON THE MORROW? 219 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,072 I WOULD. 220 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,875 (sighs) 221 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,843 WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? 222 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,745 IT WAS FOR ME. 223 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,380 I HAD TO MAKE SURE I WASN'T ROLLING OVER 224 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,116 FOR A GUY WITH A BALD SPOT. 225 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:25,358 OHH! INTERN SUSAN DELFINO REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR. 226 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,161 I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT MIGHT TAKE ME TO REGRET THIS. 227 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,231 WAIT. I JUST WANT TO SAY HOW HONORED I AM 228 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,066 THAT YOU CHOSE ME. 229 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,135 IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT WHEN THE HISTORY OF ART IS WRITTEN, 230 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,171 THERE'LL BE ONE SMALL FOOTNOTE WITH MY NAME ON IT. 231 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,774 (both chuckle) 232 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:47,080 SUSAN, JASPER, JASPER, SUSAN. I'LL PICK HIM UP MONDAY NIGHT. 233 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:50,684 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WELL, HE'S MY SON. YOU'RE WATCHING HIM FOR THE WEEKEND. 234 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:54,822 MY EX SAYS HE'S DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO TREE NUTS, CATS... 235 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,857 AND SOMETHING ELSE. I CAN'T REMEMBER. 236 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,391 UH, WAIT A-- WAIT A MINUTE. (chuckles) 237 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:03,230 SO... YOU HAVE A SON? SOMEBODY MARRIED YOU? 238 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,431 BRIEFLY. I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED MONEY. 239 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,233 SHE WAS RICH AND WANTED A CHILD, 240 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,101 AND NOW ONE WEEKEND A MONTH, 241 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,104 JASPER AND I SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 242 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,339 SEE YOU MONDAY. 243 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,107 UH, WAIT A MINUTE. UM, SO... 244 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,442 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. 245 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,746 I'M JUST A... GLORIFIED BABYSITTER. 246 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:19,847 NO, NO, NO, NO. 247 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,017 AS PER SCHOOL POLICY, WE'RE CALLING IT AN INTERNSHIP. 248 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,053 THAT WAY, I DON'T HAVE TO PAY YOU. 249 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,790 (scoffs) 250 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,092 (sighs) 251 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,799 SO, JASPER, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME. 252 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,200 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 253 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,136 "TIPS FOR SURVIVING A NUCLEAR ATTACK." 254 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,339 THE PEOPLE OF NAGASAKI NEVER SAW IT COMING. 255 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:50,310 I KNOW HOW THEY FEEL. 256 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,346 (whirring) 257 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,452 SO BEN AND I ARE HAVING SEX TOMORROW. 258 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,155 EW. NOT IN FRONT OF MY KID'S COSTUME. 259 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:05,025 SORRY. IT'S OUR FIRST TIME. IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL. 260 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,795 FIRST TIME? I THOUGHT SEX WAS LIKE SHAKING HANDS FOR YOU. 261 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,462 IT IS. I LIKE TO GET IT OVER WITH EARLY 262 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,198 SO THERE'S NO PRESSURE. 263 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:16,403 BUT WITH BEN, THERE'S BEEN ALL THIS BUILDUP, SO... 264 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,005 PRESSURE? 265 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:18,806 YEAH. 266 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,209 I LIKE HIM... A LOT. 267 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,011 AND I WANT OUR FIRST TIME TO BE GREAT. 268 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,046 THAT'S SWEET. 269 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:30,217 THAT'S WHY I GOT SOME SEX DRUGS IN CHINATOWN. 270 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,185 LESS SWEET. 271 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,321 "WOMAN LOVE FLUID." 272 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,156 I GOTTA PUT SOME TAPE OVER THAT. 273 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,390 THIS STUFF WORK? 274 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,392 EVEN IF IT ALL IT JACKS UP IS MY CONFIDENCE, 275 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,394 THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 276 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,831 OKAY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 277 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:47,200 THIS LOOKS LIKE A CAT, RIGHT? 278 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,339 SURE, AFTER IT'S PASSED THROUGH A COYOTE. 279 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,041 WHAT IS GOING ON? 280 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,010 YOU ALWAYS GO FOR EASY COSTUMES. 281 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,312 DIDN'T YOU ONCE STAPLE MATH TESTS TO PENNY'S JEANS 282 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,015 AND SEND HER OUT AS "SMARTY PANTS"? 283 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,951 YES, BUT THIS YEAR, TOM'S NEW GIRLFRIEND 284 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,452 OFFERED TO MAKE PENNY'S COSTUME, 285 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,454 SO I, OF COURSE, SAID I WOULD. 286 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,024 DAMN, WHY IS THERE NO CHINESE COSTUME FLUID? 287 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,559 WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK. 288 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,295 I HAVE A FRIEND IN NEW YORK THAT IS A COSTUME DESIGNER, 289 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,430 AND HE HAS THREE TONY AWARDS. 290 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,100 AND HE'LL MAKE MY KID'S CAT OUTFIT? 291 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,369 SADLY, HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CASH. 292 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,204 HE'S A HUGE COKEHEAD. 293 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:28,575 THAT MEANS HE'LL DO IT FAST, TOO. THAT'S GREAT! 294 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,243 I-I MEAN, FOR US. 295 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,546 POOR GUY NEEDS HELP. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH HIM. 296 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,417 (indistinct conversations) 297 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,952 HEY THERE. 298 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,088 IF YOU'RE, UH, HERE FOR THE MEETING, IT JUST ENDED, 299 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,190 AS I'M SURE YOU CAN TELL BY THE MASSACRE 300 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,191 AT THE DOUGHNUT BOX. 301 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,225 (chuckles) 302 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:49,096 AHH. ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST... 303 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,931 REALLY LOOKING TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 304 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,967 WELL, I'M ALLEN. CARLOS. 305 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,268 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, CARLOS? 306 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,337 COME ON IN. 307 00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,240 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 308 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:04,077 I, UH... HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT 309 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,145 A FEW NIGHTS AGO. 310 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,415 UH-HUH. 311 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,952 GOT LOADED... (sighs) AND I LEFT THE HOUSE, 312 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,388 AND, UH... I DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT. 313 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,524 UH-HUH, YOU BLACKED OUT, HUH? 314 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,459 YEAH, I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU GUYS. 315 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,062 UH, I WAS ALWAYS CURSED WITH TOTAL RECALL 316 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,397 OF EVERY HORRIFYING SECOND OF MY BENDERS. 317 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,299 (both chuckle) 318 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,535 SO HOW OFTEN DOES THIS HAPPEN? 319 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,303 IT DOESN'T. 320 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,173 I USUALLY DON'T DRINK THAT MUCH. JUST LATELY. 321 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,975 YEAH? OH. SO WHAT'S "LATELY"? 322 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,945 I DON'T KNOW. 323 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:38,946 TWO MONTHS, MAYBE. 324 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,214 SOMETHING HAPPEN TWO MONTHS AGO? 325 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,482 YOU LOSE YOUR JOB? 326 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,953 DID YOUR WIFE LEAVE YOU? DOG DIE? 327 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,123 NO. 328 00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,359 NOTHING I CAN THINK OF. 329 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,962 HMM. 330 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,263 'CAUSE USUALLY THIS SORT OF THING IS TRIGGERED 331 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,165 BY SOME KIND OF TRAUMATIC INCIDENT. 332 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,068 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 333 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,435 HEY, I WASN'T TRYING TO PRY. 334 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,438 ALLEN, THANKS, BUT I REALLY GOTTA BE GOING. 335 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,440 WAS GOOD MEETING YOU, CARLOS. 336 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,009 LISTEN, IF, UH, 337 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,478 YOU EVER WANNA TALK, HERE'S MY CELL. 338 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,280 DAY OR NIGHT, I'LL PICK UP. 339 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,249 APPRECIATE IT. 340 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,985 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 341 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,058 (bottles rattle) 342 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,438 (blows air) 343 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,118 (sighs) 344 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,685 BREE. 345 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,853 WHAT? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 346 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:59,059 I JUST SAW SOME MISCREANTS THROWING EGGS AT YOUR HOUSE. 347 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,727 I TRIED TO RUN OVER AND CATCH THEM, 348 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,196 BUT I WAS TOO LATE. 349 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,465 AH, IT'S PROBABLY SOME KIDS WARMING UP FOR HALLOWEEN. 350 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,036 NO, NO, IT WASN'T KIDS, AND THEY SHOUTED SOMETHING 351 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,438 UNPLEASANT ABOUT REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS, 352 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,740 INCLUDING AN ANTI-AUSTRALIAN SLUR. 353 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,177 UH, I'VE NEVER HEARD AN ANTI-AUSTRALIAN SLUR. 354 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,645 WHAT WAS IT? 355 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,214 I'D RATHER NOT REPEAT IT. 356 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,384 THE POINT IS, THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME STRENUOUS OPPOSITION 357 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,053 TO THE CHAPMAN WOODS DEVELOPMENT, 358 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,720 AND AS YOUR LIAISON, 359 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,157 I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER RELOCATING IT. 360 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,458 ALL RIGHT. 361 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,227 LET ME CONSIDER IT. 362 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,428 NAH. SCREW 'EM. 363 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,697 EXCUSE ME? 364 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,700 I ALREADY SUNK $100,000 INTO MOVING THIS PROJECT 365 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,601 FROM HAWKINS LAKE, 366 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,436 AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M DOING IT AGAIN. 367 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:47,274 WELL... (sighs) WHAT HAPPENED AT HAWKINS LAKE? 368 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:52,445 (sighs) WE WERE ALL SET TO GO, BULLDOZERS AT THE READY, 369 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,214 AND THEN THE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDY 370 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:58,318 TURNS UP FIVE ENDANGERED YELLOW-SPOTTED FROGS. 371 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,452 FROGS? 372 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,821 YEAH. THE SLIMY LITTLE BASTARDS ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS 373 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,457 OF 50 ACRES OF WATERFRONT REAL ESTATE. 374 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,829 I'M JUST CURIOUS. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDY 375 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,331 IN CHAPMAN WOODS YET? 376 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,200 UH, TOMORROW, BUT I'M NOT WORRIED. 377 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,368 MY GUYS HAVE BEEN OVER EVERY INCH OF IT. 378 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,638 NOT A MISERABLE AMPHIBIAN IN SIGHT. 379 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,441 YES. 380 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,444 AND I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT WOULD CHANGE OVERNIGHT. 381 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,355 THEY'D ACTUALLY STOP 382 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,357 A CONSTRUCTION PROJECT FOR A FROG? 383 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,659 IF IT'S AN ENDANGERED YELLOW-SPOTTED FROG, THEY WILL. 384 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,594 NOW COME ON. HELP ME FIND SOME. 385 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,431 UGH. THINGS CREEP ME OUT. 386 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,166 YOU KNOW THAT STORY 387 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,135 WHERE THE PRINCESS HAS TO KISS THE FROG, 388 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,469 TURN HIM BACK INTO A PRINCE? SO NOT WORTH IT. 389 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,404 I DON'T CARE HOW RICH HIS DAD WAS. 390 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,473 GABY, YOU KNOW WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE FROGS? 391 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,375 PRISON! WHICH IS WHERE WE'RE GONNA BE IF WE DON'T PLANT SOME 392 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,477 AT BEN'S CONSTRUCTION SITE. 393 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,179 FINE. I'LL HELP. 394 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:02,382 OH. SAW ONE. OHH! 395 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,450 (whimpers) 396 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,386 (gasps) OH, IS THAT ONE? 397 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,387 DOES HE HAVE SPOTS ON HIS LEGS? 398 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,157 (whispers) HE HAS TO HAVE SPOTS ON HIS LEGS. 399 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,159 WELL, YOU'RE GOOD WITH CRAFTS. YOU CAN STENCIL SOME ON LATER. 400 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161 AAH! OHH! 401 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,162 DAMN IT! 402 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,263 (gasps) 403 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,332 THIS IS MORE OF A BOYS THING. WHY ISN'T CARLOS HERE? 404 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,468 BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE CONSTRUCTION. 405 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,702 WHAT? WHY NOT? 406 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,671 BECAUSE HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS PLATE RIGHT NOW. 407 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,408 OR, ACTUALLY, IN HIS GLASS. 408 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,243 HE'S BEEN DRINKING A LOT. 409 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,346 REALLY? DO YOU WANT ME TO SPEAK TO HIM? 410 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,316 NO. NO. HE'S BEEN GOING TO A.A. MEETINGS. 411 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,585 HE SAID HE MET A GREAT SPONSOR. HE'S DOING FINE. 412 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,287 I CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S GOING THROUGH. 413 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,254 IT'S KIND OF A MIRACLE 414 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,391 THAT I'VE STAYED SOBER THROUGH ALL OF THIS. 415 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:49,262 (whispers) DON'T MOVE. THERE'S ONE BY YOUR FOOT. 416 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,201 AAH! (screaming) 417 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,202 (sighs) 418 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,203 (water splashes) 419 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:59,339 THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DAY. 420 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,445 SO... YOU WANNA PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES? 421 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,314 THAT'S ORIGINAL. 422 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,849 (sighs) 423 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,219 OKAY. UM... 424 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,354 SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE. 425 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,223 YOU WANNA CARVE A JACK-O'-LANTERN? 426 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,859 I'D RATHER STICK A KNIFE IN MY EYE. 427 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,530 (sighs) ONLY 36 HOURS TO GO. 428 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,566 37.HE'S ALWAYS LATE. 429 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,438 (robotic voice) I AM THE CANDY-BOT 3000. 430 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,541 PLEASE GIVE CANDY. 431 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,444 AW, M.J., YOU LOOK AMAZING. I MEAN... 432 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,347 (robotic voice) I AM MOM-BOT 3000. 433 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,315 COSTUME APPROVED. 434 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,516 (giggles) 435 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,817 YOU GUYS SOUND STUPID. 436 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,388 YOUR INSULT DOES NOT COMPUTE. 437 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:52,292 SHUT UP! NOBODY CARES ABOUT BEING A DUMB ROBOT! 438 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,428 (door opens and slams) 439 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,397 (sighs) 440 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,570 (sighs) 441 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,280 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 442 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,515 I JUST HATE ALL THIS HALLOWEEN STUFF. 443 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:19,352 HOW CAN YOU HATE A HOLIDAY THAT'S ALL ABOUT DRESSING UP 444 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,254 AND GETTING FREE CANDY? 445 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,555 IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR. 446 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,364 JASPER, DOES YOUR DAD NOT LET YOU CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN? 447 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,834 HE SAYS IT'S FOR KIDS. 448 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:38,438 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE A KID, RIGHT? 449 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,542 (scoffs) 450 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,043 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 451 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,514 YOU AND YOUR FATHER ARE COMING TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH US. 452 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,949 (scoffs) HE'LL NEVER GO FOR THAT. 453 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,285 OH, YOU JUST LET ME TALK TO HIM. 454 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,355 I CAN BE PRETTY PERSUASIVE. 455 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,790 I'D RATHER STICK A KNIFE IN MY EYE. 456 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,059 OH, COME ON. YOUR SON IS DYING TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING. 457 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,028 IT'S JUST A COUPLE HOURS. 458 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,463 UNTIL I DELIVER THESE PAINTINGS, 459 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,432 IT'S THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT. 460 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:09,001 (brush clatters) THAT AND A CIGARETTE. 461 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,903 DON'T LOOK AT THIS. IT'S NOT DONE. 462 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,862 GABY, WILL YOU STOP WITH THE SANITIZER? 463 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,997 YOUR HANDS ARE GONNA SLIDE RIGHT OFF THE WHEEL. 464 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,031 I CAN'T HELP IT. 465 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,900 I CAN STILL FEEL THOSE SLIMY THINGS 466 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,802 CRAWLING THROUGH MY FINGERS. 467 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:43,903 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 468 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,373 HOW COME I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING MOVING IN THAT BOX? 469 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,107 SHOULDN'T THEY BE CROAKING OR SOMETHING? 470 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,510 MAYBE THEY'RE RESTING. (whispers) OR DEAD. 471 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,445 (normal voice) YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE DEAD, DO YOU? 472 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,015 OH, GOD! DON'T BRING THAT IN THE FRONT SEAT. 473 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:59,018 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 474 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,487 (croaks) (gasps) 475 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,524 ALL RIGHT. I'M TRYING TO REMAIN CALM. 476 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,926 PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE YOUR LONG-WEBBED FINGERS 477 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,761 ON MY ARM. 478 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,063 GABY, DO NOT PANIC. 479 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,999 (gasps) 480 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,002 (croaks) 481 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,070 AAH! GET IT OFF! 482 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,406 STAY CALM! STAY CALM! 483 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,741 (screaming) DON'T PANIC! 484 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,110 WATCH THE ROAD! OH, GOD! I THINK IT'S ON MY LEG! 485 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,478 (tires screeching) STOP SWERVING! 486 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,113 I'M TRYING TO GET THE LID BACK ON! 487 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,716 GET IT OFF ME! CAREFUL! IT'S CRAWLING UNDER THE BRAKE PEDAL! 488 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,117 NOT ANYMORE! 489 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,885 (brakes squeal) 490 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,723 (both screaming) 491 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,426 (croaking) OH, THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! THEY'RE SO FAST! 492 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,127 WHAT THE HELL COULD ENDANGER THEM?! 493 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,998 OHH! DETAILING IS NEVER GONNA GET THAT OUT! 494 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,843 (turns off engine) 495 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:57,877 (sighs) 496 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,446 WE'RE SO SCREWED. 497 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,781 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT? 498 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,451 IN 12 HOURS, THOSE BULLDOZERS ARE GONNA BREAK GROUND. 499 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:05,852 I THINK THE PHRASE "WE ARE SO SCREWED" 500 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,754 CANNOT BE SAID ENOUGH. 501 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:08,955 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 502 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,857 THEY'RE GONNA FIND ALEJANDRO'S BODY. 503 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,191 THEY'LL--THEY'LL DO AN INVESTIGATION. 504 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,094 THEY'LL LEARN HE'S MY STEPFATHER. 505 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,095 UNLESS... 506 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,465 (sighs) UNLESS WHAT? 507 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,035 THERE'S NO BODY TO BE FOUND. 508 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,949 MOM, I NEED MY CAT COSTUME. 509 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,918 DAD AND JANE WILL BE HERE SOON. 510 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,554 (singsongy) I'M JUST PUTTING ON THE FINISHING TOUCHES. 511 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,492 (normal voice, lowered) THE TRACKING NUMBER IS JHKWRXA. 512 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,193 I'M NOT SURE WHY THE TRACKING NUMBERS 513 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,996 ARE ALL LETTERS, BUT IT'S YOUR SYSTEM, SO-- (vehicle approaches) 514 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,765 OH, FORGET IT, FORGET IT. THERE HE IS. (beep) 515 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,601 (hushed voice) HEY! PSST! 516 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:57,970 UP HERE! UP HERE! DON'T--DON'T RING THE DOORBELL. 517 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,205 I JUST PUT MY BABY DOWN FOR A NAP. 518 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,741 TOSS THE PACKAGE UP HERE. 519 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,677 I'LL CATCH IT. I HAVE THREE SONS. COME ON! 520 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,846 (sighs) 521 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,920 NICE. 522 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,530 I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER. LET ME SEE. 523 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,897 MM! (spits) 524 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,933 FINISHED. ALL YOURS. 525 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,167 THANKS, MOM. 526 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,269 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS ALL BY YOURSELF. 527 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,139 MRS. SCAVO! I NEED A SIGNATURE! 528 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,742 LET'S GO TRY IT ON. COME ON. 529 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:36,843 OKAY. GO, GO. 530 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:39,846 (exhales deeply) 531 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,147 (children shouting playfully) 532 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,550 I'M JUST SAYING YOU ARE ONE GOOD WIG 533 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,886 AWAY FROM BEING A FANTASTIC COWARDLY LION. 534 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,287 DROP IT, WITCH. 535 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,157 JUST SAY IT FOR ME ONCE. 536 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,592 (as "Cowardly Lion") "I DO BELIEVE IN SPOOKS. 537 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,594 I DO, I DO, I DO BELIEVE IN SPOOKS." 538 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,829 LOOK, I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE YOU KIDNAPPED MY PAINTING. 539 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,765 THE RANSOM WAS TWO HOURS OF TRICK-OR-TREATING, 540 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,199 NO COSTUME, NO CHITCHAT. 541 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,934 (sighs) ALL I'M DOING IS COUNTING THE MINUTES 542 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,704 TILL I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. 543 00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,640 SCORE. CHECK IT OUT. 544 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,909 THEY HAD GIANT PEANUT BUTTER CUPS. 545 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,277 NICE GOING, SWEETIE. (laughs) 546 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,946 I GOT A CHOCOLATE BOMB. YOU WANT SOME? 547 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,848 NO, THANKS, PAL. WHAT I WANT IS TO GO. 548 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,851 BUT WE'VE ONLY DONE HALF THE STREET. 549 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:21,220 OKAY, WELL, TELL YOU WHAT. 550 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,189 WHAT IF WE LEAVE NOW, AND I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS? 551 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:24,824 YOU CAN BUY ALL THE CANDY YOU LIKE. 552 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,127 YOUR FATHER'S JUST MESSING WITH YOU. RUN ON AHEAD. 553 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,863 I PROMISE I'LL GO FAST, ANDRE. 554 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,265 HE CALLS YOU "ANDRE"? 555 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,201 OH, YEAH, I PREFER IT. 556 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,869 "DAD" ISN'T AN ACCURATE CHARACTERIZATION 557 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,672 OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 558 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,340 HE'S YOUR SON. 559 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,175 HE'S HER SON. 560 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,911 BIOLOGICALLY, HE'S YOURS. 561 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,279 ONTOLOGICALLY, HE'S GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY WORK. 562 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,617 WELL, PSYCHOLOGICALLY, YOU'RE A FREAKIN' SOCIOPATH. 563 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,119 DO YOU SEE HOW DESPERATELY THAT BOY 564 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:54,186 IS TRYING TO CONNECT WITH YOU? 565 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,823 AND YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO PUSH HIM AWAY. 566 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,725 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE RELATIONSHIP. 567 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,794 TOUGH. 568 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,831 I MEAN, HE'S NOT A NOVEL YOU CAN JUST TOSS ASIDE 569 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,633 IF IT'S BORING. 570 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,635 OR A PAINTING YOU JUST WALK PAST 571 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,169 'CAUSE IT'S NOT INTERESTING. 572 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,338 HE'S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS. 573 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:16,342 OKAY, JUST KEEP GOING. THIS IS REALLY MAKING THE TIME FLY BY. 574 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,678 (sighs) 575 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:23,249 I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FEW WEEKS TRYING TO GET YOU TO LIKE ME, 576 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:27,153 AND I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. I DON'T LIKE YOU. 577 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,757 YOUR PAINTING IS IN THE UTILITY CLOSET 578 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,292 NEXT TO YOUR CLASSROOM. 579 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,895 GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MASTERPIECE. 580 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,864 I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR SON. 581 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,403 HI. 582 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,807 THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME TAG ALONG TRICK-OR-TREATING. 583 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,810 CHLOE'S 20 NOW, SO I'M NOSTALGIC FOR THINGS LIKE THIS. 584 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,378 AW, YOU'RE LUCKY. MY OLDER KIDS 585 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,414 ARE 20 AS WELL, BUT THIS ONE KEPT KNOCKING ME UP 586 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,685 SO NOW I WON'T GET TO BE NOSTALGIC UNTIL I'M 90. 587 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,853 (chuckles) 588 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:04,123 SO... IS PENNY READY? 'CAUSE WE GOTTA GET TO THE McALLISTERS' 589 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,058 BEFORE THEY RUN OUT OF POPCORN BALLS. 590 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,127 SHE'S JUST PUTTING ON HER COSTUME... 591 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,396 THAT I SEWED WITH MY HANDS, 592 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,064 AND I'M PRETTY PROUD OF IT. 593 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,266 (Penny) MOM! 594 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,869 THIS IS AMAZING. 595 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,772 LOOK. I'M A KITTEN WITH A WHIP. 596 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,440 (whip cracks) 597 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,276 MEOW. 598 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:26,746 THIS IS JUST 599 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:28,881 IN CASE SHE'S ATTACKED BY DOGS. 600 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,717 YOU'RE PROUD OF THIS? 601 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:34,420 YEP. I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. 602 00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:37,790 YEAH, IF SHE'S TRICK-OR-TREATING FOR DOLLAR BILLS! 603 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,392 IT'S COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE! 604 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,194 HONEY, GO BACK UPSTAIRS 605 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:44,030 AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THOSE "SMARTY PANTS." 606 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,266 DO I HAVE TO? 607 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,170 PENNY, ARE YOU SURE YOU PUT THE WHOLE COSTUME ON? 608 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,839 I THINK SO. 609 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,473 THERE WASN'T A SKIRT THAT WENT WITH IT? 610 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,809 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE A SKIRT WAS A PART OF THAT PATTERN. 611 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,811 RIGHT? 612 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,347 YEAH, YEAH. THERE WAS. 613 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:06,085 WELL, I'D BET I COULD HELP YOU FIND THAT SKIRT YOUR MOM MADE. 614 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:09,355 I BET YOU COULD. 615 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:12,391 GO ON. 616 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,767 (sighs) 617 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,404 (sighs) 618 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,076 (liquid drops) 619 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,210 (exhales deeply) 620 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,256 (sighs) 621 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,424 (liquid drops) 622 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,828 (liquid drops) 623 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:51,497 (exhales deeply) 624 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,170 (doorbell rings) 625 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:01,874 (children, singsongy) TRICK OR TREAT?! 626 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,442 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 627 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,812 (both breathing heavily) 628 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,152 (children) TRICK OR TREAT?! 629 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,021 WHAT AMAZING COSTUMES. 630 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,823 NOW DON'T GET ME WITH YOUR HOOK. 631 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:19,425 AND LOOK AT YOU. AREN'T YOU THE PRETTIEST LITTLE PRINCESS 632 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,460 IN THE WHOLE... WORLD... 633 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,494 (candy clatters) 634 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:26,465 UH... 635 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:30,102 NOW... LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMETHING "FUN SIZE" 636 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,138 FOR ME TO ENJOY. 637 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,141 (laughs) 638 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,177 (both moaning) 639 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,385 WHOA! (gasps) IS IT, UH... 640 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,486 IS IT HOT IN HERE? 641 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,388 UH... DON'T THINK SO. 642 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:50,289 OKAY. 643 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:55,094 MAYBE I SHOULD, UH, TAKE OFF A LAYER. 644 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,095 (chuckles) 645 00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:01,233 (breathing heavily) 646 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,102 MMM. 647 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,971 (makes hacking sound) 648 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,139 YOU ALL RIGHT? 649 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,141 I'M NOT SURE. I'VE GOT THIS... 650 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:12,444 (clears throat) THIS TIGHTNESS IN MY THROAT. 651 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:15,214 YEAH, AND YOUR EYES LOOK A LITTLE GLASSY. (panting) 652 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,883 UH, YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 653 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,217 WE CAN DO THIS ANOTHER NIGHT, YOU KNOW. 654 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:21,187 NO, NO, NO. I'M FINE, REALLY. 655 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:26,959 NOW... GET OVER HERE, BIG MAN. (laughs) 656 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,928 (sighs) 657 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,397 (makes loud hacking sound) 658 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,337 WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE WITH THE SPIDERWEBS AND THE BATS? 659 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,072 THAT DIDN'T SCARE YOU? 660 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:44,276 NAH, IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO SCARE ME. AAH! 661 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,045 (Susan gasps) 662 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,413 HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 663 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,148 THIS WAS UNDER THE MAT. 664 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,150 IT'S A GREAT HIDING PLACE, BY THE WAY. 665 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,885 HAD ME STUMPED FOR A GOOD FOUR SECONDS. 666 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,353 MOMMY? 667 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:56,155 CAN WE GO TRADE CANDY? 668 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,289 WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK JASPER'S... 669 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,892 ANDRE. 670 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,028 YEAH, IT'S FINE. 671 00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:04,030 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. 672 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,133 THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FINISH YOUR PAINTING. 673 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,034 I WILL. 674 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,336 BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. 675 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,371 AND YOU REALIZED THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS 676 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:14,006 AND CAME TO TELL ME THAT? 677 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,409 GOD. IS THAT HOW THINGS WORK IN YOUR WORLD? 678 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:22,081 LOOK, I GET YOU DON'T LIKE ME. MOST PEOPLE DON'T. 679 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:25,985 I'VE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH THAT MAINLY BY NOT CARING. 680 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,220 OH. I THINK YOU CARE. 681 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,256 I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T. 682 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,258 YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, SUSAN. 683 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,193 MY WORK IS ALWAYS GONNA COME FIRST. 684 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,196 EVEN BEFORE JASPER? 685 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,099 THAT'S WHAT I WAS GETTING TO. I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID. 686 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,201 HE IS MY SON. 687 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,071 AND I'M GONNA TRY TO BE A BETTER DAD. 688 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:48,640 WELL, I BET IT'LL MAKE YOU A BETTER PAINTER. 689 00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:51,343 I BET IT WON'T. 690 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:54,180 YOU NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A TRUE ARTIST. 691 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:58,717 THIS--THIS GIFT, THIS CURSE, WHATEVER IT IS-- 692 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,988 IT CONSUMES YOU AND BLOTS OUT EVERYTHING ELSE-- 693 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:05,124 FRIENDS, FAMILY, EVERYTHING. 694 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:10,997 I WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME. 695 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,133 YOU MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE. 696 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:21,040 (door opens and closes) 697 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,209 (doorbell rings) 698 00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,344 (children) TRICK OR... 699 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,313 (screaming) 700 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,122 THAT'S WEIRD. THEY DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE CANDY. 701 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,157 HOW'S DINNER COMING? 702 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,126 OH, IT'S JUST ABOUT R-- OH, MY GOD. 703 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,360 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 704 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,662 WHAT? 705 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,264 YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 706 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,400 OH. OVER THIS LITTLE RASH? DON'T BE SILLY. 707 00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:52,104 NOW STAND STILL. STOP RUNNING IN CIRCLES. 708 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:54,140 I'M NOT MOVING. 709 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,674 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 710 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,243 (glasses clatter) 711 00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:59,745 YOU KNOW, O-ON SECOND THOUGHT, 712 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:02,048 I'M NOT REALLY FEELING VERY... 713 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:04,583 OH, OKAY. (laughs) OKAY. 714 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:07,253 DEFINITELY TIME FOR A DOCTOR. 715 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:11,090 (children screaming) 716 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,064 (whirring) ALMOST FINISHED. 717 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,699 WOW, FROM CATHOUSE TO HOUSE CAT IN TEN MINUTES. 718 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,234 YOU COULD DO THIS PROFESSIONALLY. 719 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:25,271 YOU MEAN LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT? 720 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:29,741 YEAH. I MAY HAVE... 721 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,178 SLIGHTLY OVEREXAGGERATED MY SEWING SKILLS. 722 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:35,147 I GUESS... I WAS FEELING... 723 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,815 (sighs) 724 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,816 THIS IS NEW FOR ME. 725 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,819 IT'S NEW FOR ME, TOO. 726 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,354 YOU GONNA BUST ME? 727 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:43,789 FOR TRYING TO LOOK GOOD? 728 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:47,226 LYNETTE, WHEN MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR OUR SWEDISH AU PAIR, 729 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:50,129 I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT MY DAUGHTER A CAR. 730 00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:51,330 SHE WAS 13. 731 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,566 (gasps) WELL, THEN IT'S OFFICIAL. 732 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,702 YOU'RE BETTER AT EVERYTHING, EVEN BRIBERY. 733 00:33:56,735 --> 00:34:00,106 PLEASE. YOU HAD A CAREER AND RAISED FIVE KIDS. 734 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,840 I COULD BARELY KEEP IT TOGETHER WITH ONE. 735 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,109 WHO SAYS I KEPT IT TOGETHER? 736 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:05,277 I THINK YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GREAT. 737 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,813 YOU'RE SMART, CONFIDENT. 738 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,716 IN FACT, THIS MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE WEIRD, 739 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:14,286 BUT... YOU SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH. 740 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,124 IT DOESN'T SOUND WEIRD. 741 00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:21,727 BEFORE, WHEN YOU SAVED MY ASS OUT THERE, 742 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,762 THAT WAS THE KIND OF THING A FRIEND DOES. 743 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:26,132 HAPPY TO HELP. 744 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,134 (scissors snips) 745 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,568 THEN... 746 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,274 CAN I ASK YOU TO HELP ME WITH SOMETHING ELSE? 747 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,709 SURE. 748 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:38,644 YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD STOP 749 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,846 TRYING TO TAKE MY HUSBAND AWAY FROM ME? 750 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:43,582 WHAT? 751 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:47,153 YOUR MARRIAGE ENDED. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE. 752 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:50,689 WHOA. WHOA. THAT'S NOT FAIR. 753 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:52,824 THE CIRCUMSTANCES WERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 754 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:55,627 MAYBE THEY WERE. 755 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,329 BUT YOU STILL KNOW HOW IT HURTS. 756 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:59,698 SO I'M ASKING YOU, PLEASE, 757 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,767 BACK OFF. 758 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,901 OKAY? 759 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,837 YOU THINK I'M GONNA GIVE UP ON HIM 760 00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:08,340 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR MARRIAGE IS OVER? 761 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:12,578 WE HAVE FIVE KIDS. 762 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:13,879 ONE OF THEM IS JUST A BABY. 763 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:16,315 I'M NOT LETTING MY HUSBAND GO WITHOUT A FIGHT. 764 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:20,252 WELL, ACCORDING TO TOM, YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. 765 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,488 MY EX WAS LIKE THAT, TOO. 766 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,890 YOU KNOW, AND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T, 767 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,858 YOU WANNA HANG ON TO THEM. 768 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,767 YOU SHOULD GIVE THIS TO PENNY. 769 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:47,546 OKAY, THE GIRLS ARE ASLEEP. LISTEN FOR THE DOORBELL 770 00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:50,516 IN CASE THERE ARE SOME LATE TRICK-OR-TREATERS. 771 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,518 I KNOW THE DRILL. 772 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,454 OH, AND DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME. I'LL BE LATE. 773 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,390 WE'RE TAKING LYNETTE OUT FOR A DRINK. 774 00:35:58,424 --> 00:35:59,558 OH. SORRY. 775 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,927 I'M FINE, GABY. 776 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,231 IT'S JUST HER FIRST HOLIDAY WITHOUT TOM AND THE KIDS, 777 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,432 SO WE WANNA GIVE HER A FUN NIGHT OUT, 778 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,733 YOU KNOW, TO BOOST HER SPIRITS. 779 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:10,236 (chuckles) 780 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,604 (whispers) BYE. 781 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:17,309 WE'RE DIGGING UP THE BODY TONIGHT? 782 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:18,577 WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 783 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,979 BEN'S BULLDOZERS START TEARING UP THE WOODS TOMORROW MORNING. 784 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,615 WHERE ARE CARLOS AND SUSAN? 785 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,517 CARLOS IS NOT IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW. 786 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,319 I DIDN'T WANNA FREAK HIM OUT. 787 00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,621 AND SUSAN HAS DONE NOTHING BUT FREAK OUT, SO IT'S JUST US. 788 00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:30,922 COME ON. 789 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:34,526 (exhales deeply) OH. OKAY. 790 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,962 I... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 791 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,465 WE'RE GETTING RID OF A DEAD BODY AGAIN. 792 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:40,932 I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 793 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,534 NO, I JUST SPENT THE EVENING 794 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:43,569 WITH MY HUSBAND'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 795 00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,271 THIS DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. 796 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:47,573 (door opens) 797 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,712 HOW YOU FEELING? 798 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,681 BETTER. 799 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,016 THEY GAVE ME A SHOT OF CORTISONE. 800 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,286 THE DOCTOR SAID IT WAS SOMETHING I ATE. 801 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,021 MAYBE STRAWBERRIES OR NUTS. 802 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:07,659 REALLY? UH, HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE WOMAN LOVE FLUID. 803 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,296 OKAY. GOOD-BYE. NICE KNOWING YOU. 804 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:11,330 I MEAN, YOU DO KNOW 805 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,300 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ROOFIE YOURSELF, RIGHT? 806 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,601 GO AWAY. 807 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:22,341 (sighs) WELL, I DON'T GET IT. 808 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,443 NOW WHY WOULD YOU TAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 809 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:29,448 BECAUSE... I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE SPECIAL, OKAY? 810 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,484 AND... 811 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:36,322 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH ANYONE SINCE MY DIVORCE. 812 00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:39,525 YOU... 813 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:40,892 WHEN I MOVED HERE, YOU OFFERED ME SEX 814 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,561 BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW MY NAME. 815 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,931 WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE... 816 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,967 CAN I PUT THE SHEET BACK ON? 817 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,502 MM. 818 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:54,340 THAT WAS BEFORE I REALIZED HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU. 819 00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,045 WELL, I LIKE YOU, TOO. 820 00:38:00,078 --> 00:38:04,383 UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME, UH, COMPANY UNDER THERE? 821 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,930 (sighs) 822 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,667 (doorbell rings) 823 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,504 * TRICK OR TREAT? 824 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:38,984 * TRICK OR TREAT? 825 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:44,055 UH, SO THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU GIVE ME CANDY. 826 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:00,639 (latch clicks) 827 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:14,420 (crickets chirping, owl hooting) 828 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,961 (engine turns off) 829 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,597 (exhales deeply) 830 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:27,566 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. WHAT EVER HAPPENED 831 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,836 TO "NEVER RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME"? 832 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,938 SHE'S GOT A POINT. 833 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,440 WE JUST NEED TO DO THIS 834 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,475 IN THE MOST EFFICIENT MANNER POSSIBLE-- 835 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,143 FIND THE GRAVE, DIG UP THE BODY... 836 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,244 SOUNDS EASY SO FAR. 837 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:41,880 WRAP IT IN A TARP, WEIGHT IT DOWN WITH SOME BRICKS 838 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,115 AND TOSS IT IN THE LAKE. 839 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,851 I HAVE ALL THE SUPPLIES IN MY TRUNK, 840 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,052 ALONG WITH CLEAN TOWELS, HAND SANITIZER, 841 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:50,456 AND BREATHING MASKS IN CASE THE STENCH IS OVERWHELMING. 842 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,166 ANYONE WANNA GUESS WHAT A CORPSE LOOKS LIKE 843 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,835 AFTER TWO MONTHS IN THE GROUND? OHH. 844 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,203 OH, YEAH. IS IT JUST BONES, 845 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,039 OR IS THERE, LIKE, OTHER STUFF, TOO? 846 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:09,107 UGH. (man in distance) HEY! 847 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:09,908 (gasps) SHH! 848 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,577 (whispers) DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 849 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,779 YEAH. WHAT IS THAT? 850 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,013 (man) HEY! 851 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,181 (gasps) (man) WHO'S THERE? 852 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,115 (whispers) WHO IS THAT?! 853 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,884 I DON'T KNOW. (whispers) WHAT DO WE DO? 854 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,452 RUN. OKAY! 855 00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:21,987 NO! SPLIT UP. 856 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,468 (pating) 857 00:40:36,502 --> 00:40:39,437 (panting) 858 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,181 (gasps) AAH! (thud) 859 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,951 (panting) 860 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,970 WHERE'D HE GO? IS HE GONE? 861 00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,872 FOR NOW, BUT WE GOTTA HURRY. 862 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,742 I-I THINK WE'RE CLOSE. I RECOGNIZE THIS AREA. 863 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:17,943 OH, GOD, THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT. 864 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,244 WELL, IT DOESN'T HELP THAT IT'S HALLOWEEN. 865 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:20,979 LET'S JUST DIG HIM UP AND GET THIS OVER WITH. 866 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,080 OKAY. 867 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:25,083 GABY? 868 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:27,118 LYNETTE? 869 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,092 OH, MY GOD. 870 00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:40,932 LADIES? 871 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:43,802 LADIES! 872 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,136 BREE? 873 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,976 PARANOIA... 874 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:52,878 IT'S THE IRRATIONAL FEELING 875 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:56,147 THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST YOU. 876 00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,716 NO. 877 00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:02,854 BUT IT'S NO LONGER PARANOIA WHEN YOU DISCOVER... 878 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:09,127 THAT SOMEONE REALLY IS OUT TO GET YOU.